FACEBOOK. The Worst Things about "Facebook" .
You know, there's a community of around 1,5 billion people that are kind, positive, nice to each other... it's China.
What? You thought it was Facebook? That's the exact opposite.. It's funny how you can tell who you're dealing with just by looking at their profile picture. For example, you know it's a six-year-old when they have a fantasy character a weapon from a videogame or a car as their profile picture.
Well.. either a six-year-old are a person with some mental issues WHY A CAR?! I have just one explanation. Hey what's up man? Where's that guy we're supposed to meet? You know that weirdo with a car as his profile picture.. Hey! I'm standin' right here,You talkin' sh-t about me?! You have no idea how hard life is when you're a car! I was born like this!! So knock off the judging asshole!! I'm so sorry sir.. I don't wanna sound racist here, but why do so many African people on Facebook take pictures with a dirty lens? Can't they just clean their phones every once in a while? Yeah!! Old people and Facebook.. well, that's an interesting combination..
Have you ever noticed that many of them have the same awful cover photo and profile picture? Take a photo with your webcam... What is a webcam? These people have a special ability to embarrass you in front of all your friends.. online. Technology is not so hard after all. Now old people are by no means the worst ones on Facebook. I truly don't get people who like their own posts and comments I mean what's the point of that?
Nobody does that in real life.. Am I the only one who thinks men shouldn't wear pink shirts?? :D I also don't understand people who put all of their photos from their vacation on
Facebook. Who on Earth would be interested in hundreds of badly focused pictures of a beach? ...yeah, I'll just call the taxi and I'll
be there in 10 minutes.. Beautiful. A very similar case are mothers with their newborn babies. If it's a few photos, I congratulate you, it's cute, I like it. But again.. why dozens of pictures that all look the same.. For the love of God, who cares! Oh sh*t I'm gonna be so late!! Sharing photos on Facebook is great - you can always remember the fun times you had with your friends, the awesome parties.. ..unfortunately this can get very tricky.. I see you were on an internship in Brazil.. I'd love to visit that country one day. Yeah? Well, you can check some of the photos on my Facebook. All my Facebook pictures are public. Really? Well, let's check
Facebook photos..
I really love that country.. We'll let you know if you got the job.. Can someone please explain what's the purpose of poking on Facebook? Apparently people poke each other as a way of saying 'Hey, I like you' But I honestly think it is used by only one type of people. You don't want to know cutiepie.. Hey, share this video on
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